Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 28, 2024

The Weird Couch-Fucker Has an Owner

And his name is Peter Thiel.

Thiel and his fellow far-right oligarchs bankrolled the Couch-Fucker when he ran for the Senate and they persuaded the COFF to pick him. Probably with eight-figure donations to a TOFF-aligned SuperPac, which is how things are done. Especially in the Party of the Oligarchs.

Also, I'm hearing rumors that Demented Donnie is looking for a way to push out the Hillbilly Couch-Fucker, gracefully or otherwise.

4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

In 2020 the democratic oligarchs outspent the republican oligarchs by 50%. At one level it's all one big kitchen in the back. I had this as a cage match between the 13 keys and Maslow's hierarchy before Biden quit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keys_to_the_White_House
My subject area expert on that seems to have aged out of the game. In 2020, social issues rose above the first two levels of Maslow and then Biden thought his shit didn't stink... Lichtman normally makes his forecast in August.

And because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wal5AawnlDc

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I'm waiting for a betting question on Vance's life expectancy. Will it take longer than getting Biden out of the saddle?

Beethoven is like pure math to me. A derivative so to speak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rBK0BqL2w

ontoiran said...

really? jd vance is weird. try again when he posts videos of himself having fag ass sex in a senate meeting room on social media.

Comrade Misfit said...

With Matt Gaetz? Tell me more.