Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Space Karen is Evil.

No other word for it. He is a despicable ugly bag of mostly water, with all of the morals of the TOFF and a hundred times the money.

His platform has been promulgating a deepfake video of Vice President Harris. Because Trumpist activists are as sleazy as the day is long and Space Karen is among the worst.

It is far to risky to our national security to let a mercurial lunatic such as Space Karen own a vital company like SpaceX. It should be nationalized. And, since it appears to be barely profitable, if at all, the fair-market price should be rather low.

Space Karen could then sit at home, continue fathering children by multiple women (funny how the Christian Taliban never criticizes him for that, because the rules are different for rich white dudes), smoke his cigars, and watch his shitty MAGA Motors electric cars pile up on the lots.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

A company in Ukraine is buying wrecked Teslas at insurance auctions, having them shipped to Ukraine, and using the batteries for household storage during Russia caused power outages, which are now widespread there. With any luck at all, this is pissing space Karen right off.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Nebris said...

That's fuckin' beautiful...@ Doug