Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 15, 2024

And the Winner of the Toady Olympics Is

J.D Vance.

Say it with me:

Hang J.D. Vance! Hang J.D. Vance! Hang J.D. Vance! Hang J.D. Vance!

8 comments:

Eck! said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 7/15/2024 5:02 PM
Eck! said...: Not allowed, must be republican to say and do that.
They only kill their own and anyone else handy.

Eck!; 7/15/2024 5:03 PM
Paul W said...: Careful, Misfit. You just triggered Pence.
(finds the former Veep curled up in a fetal position under the desk); 7/15/2024 6:32 PM
B said...: "Assassination, in a functioning democracy, is an act of pure evil."; 7/15/2024 9:10 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: B, you should put down the right-wing crack pipe, for it has completely leached the ability to comprehend sarcasm out of your brain.

(Do I really need to explain the reference to you?); 7/15/2024 9:18 PM
Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...: Is the sarcasm a reference to the Smiths song "Panic"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c; 7/15/2024 10:23 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: The 60's were a time of political assassinations. This the rise of the Kentucky Hillbillies. Grove City is a suburb of Columbus and is known as Grovetucky. I'm mostly surprised someone didn't take a shot at trumples sooner. There is still a lot of hot summer to go...; 7/15/2024 10:32 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Ivory Bill, no, the reference is to the 1/6/21 coup attempt. The TOFF was happy with his gang of terrorists wanting to hang Mike Pence.; 7/16/2024 6:34 AM