Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 26, 2024

The Hillbilly Liar

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3 comments:

Unknown said...

i tried to read that book a while ago about a third of the way through it smelled of total bullshit. I wrote him off as a total fraud. How fitting for him standing next to the world's greatest fraud.
Patrick

7/26/2024 5:23 PM
dan gerene said...

He's a hillbilly the same as if I bought a Stetson and called myself a cowboy. Or pin the side of the brim up and then become an Aussie. Seems more likely that redneck might be more appropriate for him. Or just MAGA ideal.

7/27/2024 5:15 AM
Antibubba said...

I'll not defend Vance, he's an asshole. But as someone born in Cincinnati and raised in Dayton (30 minutes from JD's house), there were a whole lot of hillbillies around me. Dayton, Cincinnati, and all points around it were where the factory jobs were, and if you wanted to better yourself on a high school (or less) education, that was where you went. I don't know if there's a specific term for it, but if JD were Japanese, he'd be Nisei. I knew a lot like him, and their parents. Some of them served in the military, and used the GI Bill to go to college. None of them went to Yale, though. They did tend to congregate amongst their own, though. Few of them would have turned their back on their own the way he has.

7/31/2024 2:43 PM

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