Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 27, 2024

More on the Hillbilly Couch-Fucker

Vixen Strangely has noticed that the Couch-Fucker wants to track the medical records of women of reproductive age when they go on trips to ensure that they don't get abortions on their vacations.

For all of the bleatings of the Cult of the Fetus, note that they have never called to outlaw vasectomies. You would think that they would have a care for all those poor, doomed sperm.

Beyond that, the Couch-Fucker worked with lobbyists to weaken the rail safety bill that he co-sponsored. One has to wonder what he got for that bit of caving to sabotage his own legislation. And I'm sure the residents of and around East Palestine were pleased as punch to learn that their own senator has shivved them in the back.

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