Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 9, 2023

Happy Easter Greetings

From the Orange Menace of Mar-a-Lago:

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4 comments:

B said...

You area aware that that is an actor, right?

4/09/2023 11:38 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No shit, B. The audience laughter wasn’t enough of a clue? Or at the end, where he says: “Live from New York, it’s Safurday Night”, perhaps?

4/10/2023 5:50 AM
B said...

Just making sure. You sometimes seem to have issues realizing that SNL and Colbert are not news.....

4/10/2023 10:15 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

B, consider this a stamp of your "asshole" card.

4/10/2023 12:32 PM

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