Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Accurate

This captures nicely what I've thought for ages about the anti-choice crowd:



But if it's something that impacts them, they are pro-choice like motherfuckers.

And this:

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2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Every unintended pregnancy is the result of an irresponsible ejaculation. Full stop.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

5/05/2022 2:29 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Female masturbation has no link to releasing an ova, and thus no link to pregnancy. Male masturbation results in the loss of millions of potential fertilizing sperm, and is therefore morally equivalent to abortion. Prosecute all males (don’t really need to add who masturbate, eh?) who can produce viable sperm?

5/05/2022 9:17 AM

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