Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Do You Need to Have IVF to Become Pregnant?

You had better forget about it in the pro-rape states. They have either stated that life begins at conception in their so-called trigger laws, or they soon will.

Which means that as soon as the ova that are harvested become fertilized, they become people as far as those states are concerned. If they aren't implanted in someone, that will be murder. Freezing them may also be murder. Disposing of them if they aren't needed will be murder.

So say goodbye to IVF treatments.

Also, keep this in mind about miscarriages, according to the Mayo Clinic:

Miscarriage is the spontaneous loss of a pregnancy before the 20th week. About 10 to 20 percent of known pregnancies end in miscarriage. But the actual number is likely higher because many miscarriages occur very early in pregnancy — before you might even know about a pregnancy.

If you have a miscarriage in one of the states that have been captured by the Christian Taliban, as soon as the Supremes hand down their ruling holding that pregnant women are property, your very first call upon being informed that you have miscarried should be to a good criminal defense attorney. In fact, if you are living in one of those states and you, or a woman in your life, is of an age where she couold get pregnant, you should already have made the acquaintance of a criminal defense lawyer and have their number on speedial.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

We will have dystopian shithole states, and some that are not.

Eck!