Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Happy Mother's Day, to All of You Mothers

That salutation got some radio DJ in trouble, back in the day.

If you're a mom, hopefully somebody has done something nice for you today. If your mother is still around, at least give her a call.
Posted by on or about 13:59

1 comment:

Ten Bears said...

Up against the wall, Redneck Mothers, mothers who have raised your sons so well ...

The product of mid-50's promiscuous pregnancy & serial sixties Southern California divorce - the bastard nobody wanted - my parents didn't do me any favors.

I know my way around the inside of a honky-tonk, raised a little hell ...

5/08/2022 5:29 PM

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