Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 7, 2022

John Deere Thwarts the Russian Orcs

The Russians looted millions of dollars worth of farm machinery from a John Deere dealer in Mariupol.

The machinery, like most modern farm machinery, is computer-operated. John Deere bricked them.

The Russians like to claim that they are liberators. They are most assuredly not. They are murderers, looters and rapists.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

FYI https://majorriskfactors.substack.com/p/trouble-in-transnistria-04may22?s=w

also on linkedin

ac2usn said...

John Deere also does this to there legitimate customers. The small farmer does not have the time or money to wait for a JDeere house call.

Tod Germanica said...

Having your farm equipment (or anything else you bought) turn into a brick is most definitely a bug and not a feature.