Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Of Course Trump Has Putin's Back

Contradicting his secretary of state and other top officials, President Donald Trump on Saturday suggested without evidence that China — not Russia — may be behind the cyber espionage operation against the United States and tried to minimize its impact.

Is there any doubt anymore whether or not Putin has Trump in his pocket? Putin could launch an ICBM into this country and Trump would dismiss it was fake news.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

Trump would call up Putin to ask if he launched a missile. After the phone call Trump would announce that his buddy Vlad said he didn't do it but he was pretty sure that Iran did it.

Daniel Becker said...

I think we need Bush 2's soul searching ability on this question of Puitn involvement. :)