Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

B-1B full-burner takeoffs:

4 comments:

Joe said...

I remember that to be one of the loudest aircraft I've ever heard.

I miss the Stinsons.

Old NFO said...

An aircraft STILL in search of a mission...

Stewart Dean said...

Old NFO....perhaps it's a dedicated goose interceptor?

DWW said...

I saw one of these do a flyover of the Texas A&M Campus in ‘05. I swear, it looked like he had to pull up to clear the stadium, we could count rivets. Then it went full afterburner over the parade ground, Joe is right, positively earth shaking. We were only SLIGHTLY exaggerating later when we claimed to have felt the heat standing there in formation.

I don’t even mind if it doesn’t have a mission, they’re worth keeping around just for flyovers and air shows.