Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 13, 2020

Ron DeSantis Tries to Wish Away the Pandemic

Gov. Ron DeSantis said Sunday the state remains on the right track in its response to the coronavirus outbreak despite a mounting number of new cases.
Right. Case numbers are skyrocketing in Florida, the state is setting records, it's the global hotspot and all DeSantis can say is "all is well".

Trump and DeVos are lying as though there is a prize for it and that paralyzes DeSantis, because he's not going to get out of lockstep with His Orange Master.

Well, if they ever make a movie about this, we know who has a lock on the role as Ron DeSantis:

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