Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Someone Who is Going to Have a Hard Time Buying Life Insurance

British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested by the FBI on Thursday on charges she helped procure underage sex partners for financier Jeffrey Epstein.
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3 comments:

B said...

8:5 she doesn't see 2021.

I am actually surprised to see that she hasn't had a car accident or perhaps been struck by a falling icicle or something before this.


7/02/2020 3:50 PM
Ten Bears said...

She should have gone to Jeffrey's private island when he did. No, Jeffrey's not dead. People like that don't die in a downtown lockup. Kicking back on his private island sippin' on a Mau Tai watching videos of prominent people engaged in perverse sexual activities while no doubt molesting a little boy and laughing his buttermilk ass off.

7/02/2020 4:56 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Jake from State Farm is no doubt hoping that he didn't write her a life insurance policy.

7/02/2020 7:42 PM

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