Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, July 23, 2020

The Nuclear Trigger


Sleep well tonight!

3 comments:

Constitutional Insurgent said...

+1, like.

Unknown said...

He probably changed the launch codes to person, man, woman, camera, tv.

DTWND said...

And now Trump is making claims of attending an event in 2015 and getting booed. But the reality is he never was there. The last time he attended the New York City charity gala was in 2011.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/politics/trump-barstool-interview-robin-hood-booed/index.html

For someone trying to make Joe Biden's mental condition an issue in the upcoming election, Trumnp seems to be stepping on his dick.

But hey, person, woman, uh... thing, um... other thing. That's five right?

Dale