Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 23, 2020

The Nuclear Trigger


Sleep well tonight!

3 comments:

Constitutional Insurgent said...

+1, like.

Unknown said...

He probably changed the launch codes to person, man, woman, camera, tv.

DTWND said...

And now Trump is making claims of attending an event in 2015 and getting booed. But the reality is he never was there. The last time he attended the New York City charity gala was in 2011.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/politics/trump-barstool-interview-robin-hood-booed/index.html

For someone trying to make Joe Biden's mental condition an issue in the upcoming election, Trumnp seems to be stepping on his dick.

But hey, person, woman, uh... thing, um... other thing. That's five right?

Dale