Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 20, 2020

Warning, Brian Kemp! Mike Parsons is Seeking to Dethrone You as "The Dumbest Governor In America!"

“These kids have got to get back to school,” Parson told Cox. “They’re at the lowest risk possible. And if they do get COVID-19, which they will — and they will when they go to school — they’re not going to the hospitals. They’re not going to have to sit in doctor’s offices. They’re going to go home and they’re going to get over it.”
First off, not all kids are going to ;get over it". Quite a few will get sick and die.

Second, even if they do "get over it", those little contagion-spreaders will give the virus to their families, including their elderly relatives, who have a higher risk of getting seriously ill and dying. Their fathers and mothers may get sick and die, which means that Parsons will have had a hand in creating Covid orphans.

Parsons is a four-barreled covidiot. Brian Kemp is sitting down to dinner tonight, clucking and thinking that at least he didn't say something so eminently stupid.

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