Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 24, 2020

You Have to Love Randy Rainbow


Only Covidiots and Trumpanzees won't like this one.

1 comment:

Stewart Dean said...

Was checking out at a locally owned high end grocery store, everything that Walmart isn't. Young woman at the register is wearing Cornell T shirt, I say, 'Did you know Dr. Fauci is a graduated of Cornell Med?' She says, 'Who's Fauci?"
Clientele in hearing swivels and looks at her.

There is an existential hazard in being ignorant. I'm 73, but this woman will live to be faced with this reality
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/07/23/magazine/climate-migration.html

Like the -feasance legal terms, a person can be malinformed, misinformed or noninformed.