Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Trump and Maxwell

If they put that one on Fox in the evening, Trump's going to be bleeding from the ears.

10 comments:

Keaaukane said...: Hopefully Maxwell's silver hammer will come down on Donald's head...; 7/28/2020 9:41 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Yet another reason to potentially see one of two things:

A) A sitting President attempting as self-pardon.

B) A sitting President resigning in exchange for his Vice-President issuing a pardon afterwards.

Open questions hang over both options...can it be done for A and would Mikey be willing to kill his future career for B. Perhaps Donnie intends to resign before the election, at the last minute, to try to bump Mikey across the line in exchange? Fascinating, yet disgusting, options abound.; 7/29/2020 10:21 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: CP88, factor in Trump's still unexplained trip to Walter Reed last November.

If they do that, and it's a huge "if", look for Trump to withdraw in October and the party will nominate Pence and Haley. But since the names on the ballots can't be changed, it'll get very interesting, indeed.; 7/29/2020 11:05 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: The names not changing is a win/win. The Trumpanzees will still vote for Trump, the more educated Reich-wingers will understand and vote for Trump...Jesus, I’m scaring myself now.; 7/29/2020 1:48 PM
JustMusing said...: I don't think Maxwell will turn on Trump without immunity being assured for her testimony and, if granted, she won't spill the "beans" until after the election. But an October surprise would be welcome in this case.

Keaaukane: I propose a different set of body parts for some relevant justice.; 7/29/2020 3:17 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: A federal pardon won't get her off the hook. Procuring underage kids for sex is a crime in every state or territory that she did it.; 7/29/2020 5:22 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Don’t forget that France and the UK will both prosecute citizens for these crimes committed overseas too...she’s a triple National.; 7/29/2020 7:49 PM
Glenn Kelley said...: But what about Melania ?
Don't forget he got her out of Epsteins stable .
What does she have on Maxwell ?
What does Maxwell have on her?
Don't write her off as stupid because she doesn't give a damn and has bad english .; 8/01/2020 2:19 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Glenn,

I've seen nothing to support that Trump got Melania from Epstein/Maxwell. There are the usual stories about her committing visa fraud and how her HB-1 visa was granted under somewhat suspicious circumstances, but nothing about Epstein.

Do you have a source for that?; 8/01/2020 10:17 AM
Glenn Kelley said...: I'll try to find it . It was in a piece about something else .; 8/01/2020 11:49 AM