Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Dear White Guys: Nobody "Owes" You Sex

A Colorado man who raged online about his virginity threatened to kill “as many girls as I see,” leading police to fear he was targeting a nearby Women’s March event.

[Asswipe], 27, was arrested Saturday after writing a long Facebook diatribe about being a virgin and wanting to become “the next mass shooter.” [Asswipe] told police he was just venting, but he was already on probation from a 2018 conviction for stalking and making a repeated communication of domestic violence.
Asswipe apparently is one of those guys who, however unintentionally, uses his personality as a method of birth control. My guess would be that he approaches any potential dating situation with a sense of entitlement.

Nobody, not even Matthew McConaughey or Sean Connery, is entitled to sex.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

You'd think he'd be a good candidate for a radical gun-ectomy. But even that won't happen.

He's going to be a spree shooter. America is incapable of stopping that.

gray fox said...

And just for icing, he's neither a virgin nor was this his first episode.

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2019/01/23/incel-arrested-in-utah-for-threatening-to-kill-as-many-girls-as-i-see-shows-why-the-idea-of-enforced-monogamy-is-so-dangerous/#more-32152

dinthebeast said...

Does it make me sound old if I just want to tell these creeps to grow the fuck up?

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

I am a male and it disgusts me when any male acts in this way.
w3ski