Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Umm, Okayyyyyyy


5 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Kinda weird, kinda funny, kinda talented.

Is there something wrong with me that I kinda liked it?

The New York Crank said...

Well, let's see here. Creepy clown. A guy playing pinball deaf dumb and blind, and somehow getting away with it.

Must be about Donald Trump.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Oblio said...

I am crazy about Puddles, just discovered him a few weeks ago. Check out his versions of 'Day After Day' and 'Cryin'... the guy is Genius.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

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jon spencer said...

He's good here,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU
And it seems that PMJ is really good no matter what they do.