Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

SNL & Trump

Last night's cold open was pretty funny. (Compared to last week's, which was condescending and unfunny.)

Here we have Trump and his team:


Note the photo on the credenza:


After consigning Bannon to the basement, Trump and Kush-ball take their desks to get to work:


No doubt that this will further enrage Trump. The thing is, he can't not watch. It's not in his DNA to ignore people who make fun of him, especially if they have an audience in the millions.

4 comments:

B said...

As long as the audience can separate fact from comedy...

They couldn't with Sarah Palin.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Waaaah, the comedians were so mean to Sarah Palin!"

Fixed it for ya.

B said...

No, a LOT of folks confused her with Tina Fey....and the quotes that liberals use for Palin are almost always the ones Tina Fey used on SNL.

dinthebeast said...

Liberals talk about Sarah Palin? Where? Why? Whom?

-Doug in Oakland