Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, April 16, 2017

SNL & Trump

Last night's cold open was pretty funny. (Compared to last week's, which was condescending and unfunny.)

Here we have Trump and his team:


Note the photo on the credenza:


After consigning Bannon to the basement, Trump and Kush-ball take their desks to get to work:


No doubt that this will further enrage Trump. The thing is, he can't not watch. It's not in his DNA to ignore people who make fun of him, especially if they have an audience in the millions.

4 comments:

B said...

As long as the audience can separate fact from comedy...

They couldn't with Sarah Palin.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Waaaah, the comedians were so mean to Sarah Palin!"

Fixed it for ya.

B said...

No, a LOT of folks confused her with Tina Fey....and the quotes that liberals use for Palin are almost always the ones Tina Fey used on SNL.

dinthebeast said...

Liberals talk about Sarah Palin? Where? Why? Whom?

-Doug in Oakland