Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 10, 2017

Baghdad Bob Spicer is at It Again


Maybe somebody can explain how firing about five dozen Tomahawk missiles at somebody works to "de-escalate" an ongoing civil war. Because it sure isn't making sense to me.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

They don't pay him to make sense. You can sure hear little echoes of what they really want when you listen to him talk, though, like the concern about Syrians wanting to stay in their country. Sure they want to stay in their country and not be killed, but I bet the Trump administration is more concerned with the knock on effect of not having to look evil by turning them away.

-Doug in Oakland

Ten Bears said...

Sixty tomahawks, sixty million. Replacement costs, one hundred and five million. President profiting, priceless.

Comrade Misfit said...

Doug, I did notice that Spicer was also saying if we can stop the war, people will stay there. I didn't think that was all that novel a point, though.