Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 28, 2017

Alex Jones News

After nine hours of deliberation in the child custody trial involving internet broadcaster Alex Jones, a Travis County jury gave his ex-wife, Kelly Jones, a victory, awarding her joint custody with the right to have their three children make their primary residence with her instead of her husband for the first time since their 2015 divorce.
Jones tried to make the case that who he played on the air wasn't who he was, but his chili defense might not have gone over very well.

Nor might have his lawyers insisting that Jones doesn't really believe what he spouts and then Jones denying that.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Plus he went off on one of his patented deranged rants while he was on the stand testifying, and the judge undoubtedly was less than impressed by his mental stability and suitability for raising children.

The whole child custody case was about him not wanting to pay child support and wanting to punish the "bitch" who had the audacity to divorce him when he started boffing the massage hooker who later became his next wife. What an ass. Typical MRA jerk. Ugh.

gray fox said...

I want to see a rumor started that Alex Jones actually has no children. The photos you see? False flag kids, crisis actors.