Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Ideal GOP Presidential Candidate?

Apparently, the ideal Republican candidate for president will have the following characteristics:
  • His father was born in another country.
  • He allegedly is a member of an oddball religion.
  • He is from a blue state.
  • He once claimed that he was a "progressive".
  • He has minimal experience in elected office.
  • He graduated from Harvard Law School.
  • He supported the "assault weapons ban".
  • He has signed a bill which imposed universal health insurance.
But since Barack Obama already is president, the GOP will go with Willard M. Romney.


Come to think of it, has anybody seen either Mitten's birth certificate or his tax returns?


w3ski said...

Is it just my "tin foil " attitude or was Kennedy the last real president we had ? A human, a combat vet, maybe not totally bought off, had some 'vision' besides his bank account.
Pretty idealistic I know I am but they killed him, and just who has stepped up to Lead , since then?
A sad world we have left

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed how Mittens, in particular, has managed to compress all 8 years of George Bush into the one month he handed over the presidency to Barack Obama? I find it amazing that even the media believes all our woes are because of Obama.

pgaskill said...

H'mmm. I hadn't realized that *George* Romney wasn't born in this country. How is it, d'you suppose, that he was running for president in 1968???

dinthebeast said...

George claimed that since both of his parents were citizens, so was he.

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

Off topic but I think you'll appreciate this;

New Pistol
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of
the United States Senate and the House of Representatives.
It will be named the “Congressman”.

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.