Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

For the 19th Century Mall Ninjas

The Mossberg Tactical Model 464-SPX:


Adjustable stock, picatinny rails, flash hider and it's a lever-action? Why not just put a freaking picatinny rail and EOTech sight on a flintlock?
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3 comments:

Old Sarge said...

To quote my friend and brother NCO Mad Mike on this thing: "If you buy this mostrosity, Baby Jesus will cry, and the ghost of John Wayne will rip off your head and spit in the hole."

1/17/2012 7:22 PM
BadTux said...

Somewhere the ghost of Chuck Connors weeps...

1/17/2012 11:39 PM
Unknown said...

you've probably seen it before, but ...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/boots59/3528197977/lightbox/

1/18/2012 2:24 AM

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