Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

For the 19th Century Mall Ninjas

The Mossberg Tactical Model 464-SPX:


Adjustable stock, picatinny rails, flash hider and it's a lever-action? Why not just put a freaking picatinny rail and EOTech sight on a flintlock?

3 comments:

Old Sarge said...

To quote my friend and brother NCO Mad Mike on this thing: "If you buy this mostrosity, Baby Jesus will cry, and the ghost of John Wayne will rip off your head and spit in the hole."

BadTux said...

Somewhere the ghost of Chuck Connors weeps...

Unknown said...

you've probably seen it before, but ...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/boots59/3528197977/lightbox/