Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 8, 2010

"We Know All About You, You're Boring"

That is what an FBI agent said when they came to retrieve the tracking device that they had put on some kid's car.

Do you feel safer now?

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4 comments:

BadTux said...

We must be protected from the boring college students of mass destruction, or our civilization shall be destroyed, yo! Yeah, I feel safer. Sorta like swimming in a shark pond with a foam finger to protect me safer. Heh.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

10/08/2010 9:54 PM
Eck! said...

34 years ago was 1976, the 200th. Somewhere during life all this happened and we call it DasGov.

Orwell was off by 20 years. Never did I imagine that 1984 or animal farm would actually become rather than be an example of other former dysfunctional governments. History recursive.


Eck!

10/08/2010 10:16 PM
Allan S said...

I hope that is a joke of a news report, if it isn't,al-Qa'ida has won hands down. Your rights and freedoms are withering away rapidly. Good luck to you, my southern neighbours...Allan

10/09/2010 8:59 PM
BadTux said...

Nope, not a joke. The Supremes even danced on this. The FBI can follow anybody for any reason, they said -- even boring college students who had the misfortune to be a friend of someone else who said something stupid.

10/09/2010 9:01 PM

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