Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Italian Taliban

The Italian Taliban seems to have settled in Castellammare di Stabia, which seeks to outlaw wearing miniskirts, blasphemy, and playing soccer in public.

Funny thing: Whenever a religious-based nutjob of a politician seeks to crack down on sexual harassment, what they do is go after women. They don't crack down on the harassers, no. It's sort of like trying to prevent bank robbery by outlawing banks.

From this, it would be pretty easy to conclude that Italian men are pathetic and weak creatures, indeed.

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