Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 29, 2010

Because Torturing People, Burning People Alive and Expelling Tens of Thousands More Was a Good and Moral Thing to Do

Fresh off her early morning bit of drunk dialing to Anita Hill, it now comes out that Virginia Thomas has allied her Wingnut lobbying group with a group that believes that the Spanish Inquisition was the "most beautiful page" in the history of the Roman Catholic Church.

No doubt that they also take a similarly conservative and permissive view of slavery.

2 comments:

Phil said...

You have got to be shitting me.

That bint needs to step in front of a speeding bus.

Where do you find this shit?

Comrade Misfit said...

Where do you find this shit?

My blogroll.