Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

In Pennsylvania, You Cannot Spell "Idiot" Without DOT

Last winter, a woman who was driving a car was rear-ended by a truck, which hit-skipped the accident. Her car was flung into the end of a guardrail. The guardrail amputated her left leg and also shattered her right leg and pelvis. Her medical bills have gone over the million dollar point.

So what did PennDOT do, you ask? They sent her a bill for fixing the guardrail.
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Dr. Bubbles said...

Not to excuse it but at least PennDOT can claim they were just working to rule. Meanwhile a State Cop may have responded, but it seems from the article that he didn't work at all.

10/21/2010 10:55 AM

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