Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Closed Today

Expect no blogging today. I'm taking the day off.

If you're bored, surf the blogrolls.

If you need your daily dose of shafenfreude, read how poor ol' Gonzo can't find a paying job. Seems there is no real market for Constitution-shredding ex-attorney generals who may wind up being indicted. Or, if you're more cynical, it could be that faced with a rising tide of Democrats, nobody wants that putz on their letterhead.

3 comments:

Phil said...

My Cuss-O-Meter pops a fuse every time I even think about that guy but I am going to jam some tin foil in it and say that this motherfucker is lucky he ain't in fucking jail right this second!
He can't find a fucking job because anyone with an ounce of brains in their head has to know this sonofabitch has multiple court appearances in his future as a DEFENDANT!
He must be as stupid as he looks that he hasn't tried to get the fuck out of the country!
Somebody PLEASE snag this bastard off the street!

Phil said...

Hand me the pliers, the tin foil is smoking.

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, you have to remember that Rumsfeld had to get the fuck out of France last year to avoid being arrested. If these guys leave the country, they're subject to arrest.

Gonzo has nowhere to go.