Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Elitism

As you know, Sen. Clinton, Sen. McCain and the Wingnuts over at Fixed Noise and on the blogs have been blasting Sen. Obama for being "elitist."

Well, think about this: We have spent the last eight years with a president who people said "I'd like to have a beer with him," a president who cannot get three sentences out without mangling one of them. Nobody, other than an over-the-cliff Kool-Aid addict, has ever thought that this president is exactly brilliant.

So, how has that worked out? President McDumbass has increased the national debt by over 50%, his "economic expansion" barely touched the middle class, the dollar is worth less than currencies that used to be worth 2/3rds of a buck, he got us into a protracted quagmire, over 80% of the American people think that the country is on the wrong track and his approval ratings are about where Nixon's were just before he resigned.

That's what eight years of "Preznit C-Minus" got us.

I'm ready to vote for the elitist smart guy.

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