Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Off Duty


In short, I feel like shit. I'll spare you the "organ recital" of symptoms and stuff like that there.

My crappy physical state was only matched my turning on NPR and hearing the intro to the story about how Douglas "Dumbest Fucking Guy on the Planet" Feith is peddling his "it's not my fault" book. I heard maybe three or four words after his name before I managed to shut the radio off. Feith is one of the bastards intimately involved in the decision to shitcan the Geneva Conventions and align the United States of America with interrogation techniques practiced by the Spanish Inquisition, the KGB and the Gestapo. Really, the only words I want to hear from Feith are his last ones.

I know Bush's loyal general is testifying on Capitol Hill today. I'm sure other folks will have tons to say about that.

For me, I'm going back to bed.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Shoot.
Hope ya get to feeling better and i REALLY hope you don't have that crud thats been going around the last couple of months, that shit put me flat on my back for 3 days and then took a month and a half to finally get rid of.
Chicken soup and a couple of snuggly cats for you!

deadstick said...

Here's some chicken soup, you should stay warm. Ess, ess, mein Kind.