Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Popemobile

What the hell are the jobs of those two guys who are sitting facing backwards in the popemobile?

And if the purpose of the vehicle is to keep the Pope from being shot, why did they roll the window down?
Posted by on or about 21:49

3 comments:

deadstick said...

One of the guys facing aft appears to be a cardinal, so I'd guess he's the personal assistant. The other guy might be US Secret Service or a Swiss gunsel.

The open window? Dunno, maybe they're passing through a sterile environment.

4/20/2008 10:25 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

So what is the gunsel supposed to do from inside a closed vehicle: Shoot the Pope if he's wounded?

4/21/2008 7:38 AM
CrankyProf said...

The Cardinal is probably his camerlengo, or chamberlain -- glorified secretary/personal assistant. The dude in the suit is probably with Dept. of State --- sort of a super-tour guide, making sure his visit is going well, etc.

He might be traveling armed. but I doubt it. -- there's probably enough security, all armed to the upper teeth, in that crowd.

Window open...??? Someone's 'tarded, possibly.

4/21/2008 8:06 AM

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