Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wake Me When It's Over

I'm officially tired of paying attention to the continuing train wreck that is the process of the Democratic Party trying to choose who is going to lose the general election to John McCain. It's like watching two frat boys have a chugging contest using cheap bourbon; you know whoever "wins" is going to pay a hell of a price for it and, at some point, as the two drunken morons struggle to keep swilling the booze, it's just painful to watch.

Let me know when it's over.

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Posted by on or about 07:31

1 comment:

PhysioProf said...

Yeah, I'm with you on "Wake Me When It's Over". Once the Democratic Party sets its sights on sick-fuck right-winger McCain, I'll get excited again!

4/27/2008 10:14 AM

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