Chimpy Gets Outraged

Old Disgustus Maximus is mad, mad, I tells ya, about the MoveOn.org ad denouncing Gen. Petraeus.

Here is my suggested response, which, of course, the Democrats will not have the spine to send:

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September 20, 2007

From: The Democrats
To: George W. Bush, President

Re: Moveon.org ad

Dear Mr. President:

With due respect to your demand that we denounce MoveOn.Org's recent advertisement concerning General Petraeus, our response to this demand is as follows:

Go fuck yourself.

You did not stir yourself when your lackeys were slandering John McCain in South Carolina in 2000, alleging that he had engaged in homosexual conduct when he was a prisoner of war.

You did not voice a peep of outrage when your allies "Swift Boated" John Kerry.

But now you get upset because someone attacks your latest sycophant of a general. Curious. You claim that attacking Petraeus is an attack on the troops, when in reality, it is an attack on you.

So, Mister Preznit: Fuck you. And your star-wearing pets.

Sincerely:

/s/ The Democrats

p.s. and please go fuck your horse

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But no, they'll go along with denouncing MoveOn.org, because they have no spine.

None at all.