Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Federal Goons

Have you ever made a reservation through a travel agent for a hotel room? Did you ask for a king-sized bed? List someone as an emergency contact? Carried a book through Customs?

Guess that, sports fans. The Department of Reich Homeland Security knows about it.

Ever had an opinion piece critical of the Feds? They know about that, too. Read to the end of the article and see where agents from the Department of Homeland State Security Committee were questioning an American citizen because he had the temerity to exercise his First Amendment rights.

Almost every fifth word out of the Chimperor's mouth is about "freedom." Yet in practice, his henchmen are doing everything they can to strip freedom away from Americans.

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