Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 11, 2022

Nation of War Criminals Issues the Ultimate Threat

We'll sue you guys!
Probably beats slaughtering civilians.
Posted by on or about 16:30
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3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

I get it. Russia likes the rule of law....if it write and rewrite the rules. War by other means. Breaking news: the world won't let Ivan play, if Ivan can't play nice.

4/12/2022 6:02 AM
Paul said...

Joke's on them. No lawyer will take their case because the Russians can only pay in devalued Rubles.

4/12/2022 12:09 PM
dan gerene said...

Paul, You can't be sure he won't get lawyers, TFG gets them and he's noted for not paying them (maybe ran out of Rubles) but then he doesn't get the best.

4/13/2022 6:51 AM

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