Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Proposal: Madison Cawthorn is the Dumbest SOB on the Planet

U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn was cited for having a loaded gun at a Transportation Security Administration checkpoint at Charlotte Douglas International Airport Tuesday morning, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said.

It's not the first time that stupid man-child has tried to bring a gun onto an airplane.

He's a typical asshole politician: Rules are for the little people to follow, which is the attitude of His Orange God.

UPDATE: From elsewhere:

I just wanna stop and take a moment to acknowledge how far disabled Americans have come culturally, in that we can call the guy in a wheelchair a raging fuckstick.

4 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

Stupid, yes, but, not to be a kink-shamer, he does look great in a teddy- not that there's anything wrong with that.
And he's a Christian who's already stated many times that there are only two genders. But a boy can dream, can't he?

Stewart Dean said...

Is there anything more pathetic than a half-baked Trump wannabe? Such a low bar...do they have a low jump?

Eck! said...

What I can't figure out is why the so called
Red Flag laws have not been invoked against
him, MTG, and Bobert.

Must be the privilege...


Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

Hey, and let's not forget Abbott, he's a raging fuckstick in a wheel chair, too.
My mother was paralyzed with polio when I was one, and she is forever my exemplar of grit...along with FDR.
http://www.sdean.net/myfamily.html#GoneBefore spirit and courage.

These clowns....are something altogether else.