Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Dabbing These Down, Here





3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Toto!

By-the-bye, I just saw my first pair of Ospreys. No, not the bird, I've seen a million of them, got feathers in (one of) my hat(s). I've seen videos of it but thought they were false-flags, crisis-actors, moon-landings or something ... but the V-22s actually fly!

Tod Germanica said...

Yes but they also crash a lot. Saw two flying in formation last month, rotors at 45 degrees. I thought the same thing I always think when I see helicopters-- unnatural and creepy flying (barely) abominations. Crom protect me.

Eric Lee Green said...

I've seen Ospreys many times here. I live near where CalFire flies a couple of Ospreys to cart fire jumpers around in larger quantities than they can via their smaller helicopters. So during fire season, when I hear a weird thing that sounds half helicopter, half airplane, I know that I can walk out into the choking smoke and watch the Ospreys fly over on their way to do something about said choking smoke. (We have six seasons here -- winter, spring, summer, fire, summer, fire, and autumn).