Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 25, 2022

It Was All Because of Billionaire Butthurt?

Did Musk buy Twitter because he couldn't get some kid to stop tracking his private jet?

Here's the first part of it as a screenshot in case Musk makes everybody saying bad things about him go away (the same way TOFF does on his failing service):

6 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Still Taking Bets

The book, the mark, is when Donald Drumpf uck twits again ...

dinthebeast said...

I really hope he doesn't completely bollix Twitter, as I find it useful and informative, without even having an account.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Tod Germanica said...

To ensure Musk's evil no plane tracking scheme fails, the kid now also posts on Instagram, FB and two other sites. So when the billionaire supervillain brings back his ugly orange pal and bans the tracking kid from twit he'll still be tracked.

dinthebeast said...

And in reaction to the sale, two of my favorite Twitter accounts are inaccessible now; Pamela Merritt took hers private and Blue Girl deleted hers.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

It may be months before Musk the Megalomaniac gets his mitts on the controls of Twitter, so leaving is premature.

Tod Germanica said...

I disagree. Climbing out of a cesspool is always a good thing. Never signing up is even better. Same with FB. Vote with your feet.