Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 23, 2022

If Once is Happenstance, Twice is Coincidence, Is Six a Purge?

Six Russian oligarchs have died by their own hand since the beginning of the year.

Allegedly.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Russian oligarchs and their families are dropping like flies. Perhaps the surviving ones will get the message?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

seafury said...

Good thing we don't have oligarchs here. Quite the dangerous occupation.

Stewart Dean said...

Poor Vlad, it's so difficult to find quality oligarchs, good substantial pliant tools who will do his will competently and stash his toys for him (he who dies with the most toys...). It's so hard being a psychopath, no one understands, no one does what you want them to. It's so simple really: he is the Tsar of All Russia, and the Dread of the World; if people (those ants crawling about) would just accept that and make burnt offerings of their first born, everything would be fine. I hear Satan has trouble getting good help too.