Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 16, 2022

No First Stage to Orbit



The idea is to fling a small rocket out of it at hypersonic speeds, which will require the thing to spin up to 10,000rpm. So just a teeny error in releasing the launch vehicle could be a bit of a problem. Setting up the launch centrifuge at as high an elevation as possible (not at a coastal site, as shown in the video) and as close to the equator as possible would seem to be a good thing. But there are all sort of geopolitical issues in that, too. And the sonic boom of a hypersonic craft at ground level might be epic.

It's an intriguing concept.

9 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

if snazzy CGI could get you into orbit....

gray fox said...

Not entirely appropriate for humans though. Me, I'd weigh 75,000 pounds -- it revs up to 500 gs.

J4rh34d said...

While the vehicle is spun up, it is rotating at the same rate as the arm holding it. Once it is released, it will tumble at 10,000 RPM, which is sub-optimal for surviving the first blazing seconds of flight.

Comrade Misfit said...

Once it’s released from the arm, won’t it fly straight? Centripetal force and all that? I seem to recall that from physics class.

J4rh34d said...

The vehicle center of gravity travels a straight trajectory when it is released. No problem there. However, the vehicle itself still has angular momentum gathered by being fixed to the spinning arm. It will flip end over end at 10,000 rpm. 167 times a second.

To keep this from happening, the vehicle would need to be in a special cage that rotates counter to the arm spin so the vehicle always points in the same direction.

J4rh34d said...

Meanwhile, the now-out-of-balance rotating arm beats itself to death.

I'm sure the CGI overlooks the problems enough to inhale investor dollars.

Tod Germanica said...

So I wasted all that VC money?
Ok mr meanie, now tell us why SpaceLiftElevator® won't work either and that I've wasted more money.

Comrade Misfit said...

Space guns.

https://newatlas.com/space/greenlaunch-space-cannon-gas-launch/

J4rh34d said...

I'm in favor of conveyor belts. The idea has been around for 4 decades, so folks have had plenty of time and opportunity to critique it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_loop