Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 26, 2021

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise (sort of)

A pulse-jet powered ice-boat:


And a rocket-sled:

5 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

A friggin' buzz-bomb on ice.

Tod Germanica said...

Just what I was going to say, a buzz-sled. I thought pulse jets needed to be moving to ignite but no problem starting this one. Sounds just like the V-1. Maybe pulse never took off because of the annoying bluebottle fly sound. Capt Courage OTOH might be lucky his rocket fizzled. It does take courage to strap a rocket between your legs.

Comrade Misfit said...

Pulsejets have a lot of problems. They are fuel hogs. Because they mostly depend on ram air for compression, they have to be moving to generate any real power (why the Germans used catapults to launch them). Vibration is bad.

Ten Bears said...

Might not be a Darwin Award, but dentures might be in order ...

Comrade Misfit said...

Leo Knight, my apologies. I accidentally deleted your comment.