Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 26, 2021

That Family Is Just Fucking Nuts

Lara Trump, the Fox News contributor and wife of Eric Trump, has bizarrely claimed that the rising cost of the Thanksgiving turkey is part of a liberal plot to “chip away” at American traditions.
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“They don’t want us to have any common ground. They don’t want us to have any shared traditions like Thanksgiving. A lot of places last month actually did away with Halloween because they wanted to be inclusive of the people that didn’t celebrate Halloween,” Trump added.

Something is not quite right with that girl, bless her heart.

If my memory serves me correctly, the people who have been against Halloween have been a number of the most-loyal supporters of her father-in-law; the very people who claim to be part of the "moral majority", but who can overlook the whoring and cheating and corruption and criminal activities of Herr Gropenführer.

Let's be clear on one point: The Right excels at divisive culture wars. Trumpette is merely engaging in an expansion of her father's party old Southern Strategy, something that the so-called "Last Republican" shares a goodly amount of blame for doing.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Just got back from Stop $ Shop (because it was closed all day yesterday) and wo! They still have more turkeys than they can sell! The only bare shelf was the pie-crusts.

And Tylenol ...

gray fox said...

"Herr Gropenführer." HA!

Consider it stolen.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE3KDxTbWI

seafury said...

She stole that from a buddy of mine. He pointed that out long ago. The libs were going to raise the prices of EVERYTHING. Only trump could stop them

Comrade Misfit said...

Too bad that there is no antidote for a true Kool-aid drinker.