Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Dumbass Insurrectionists

One clown (aka "Florida Man") listed his house on Zillow; the photos included a whiteboard that had an inventory of stuff he had, including flash-bang grenades. Which he had no license to own. Which got the FBI interested.

Meanwhile, the Insurrectionist Real Estate Agent who claimed that she was too white and too blonde to go to jail for trying to overthrow the government has found out otherwise.


JustMusing said...

The entitlement is strong in this pair.

Perhaps a layover in a penitentiary might knock some sense into them.

But more likely to radicalize them even deeper into acting on imagined "grievances".

gray fox said...

Jennifer Ryan -- Miss too blonde too white -- is now claiming that oh dear, I'm really not like that at all, it's just a media image I have to maintain. For reasons. Daily Kos had an article on that, which unfortunately I can't retrieve now.