Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 11, 2021

How You Can Get a Visit from the FBI

I imagine that if you or I posted a video suggesting that a Member of Congress be murdered, we’d be investigated.

But if you happen to be a certain America-hating troll from Arizona named "Paul Gosar," then you'll probably get away with it.

Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar was facing criticism after he tweeted a video that included altered animation showing him striking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with a sword.

You won't hear a peep out of the Republican House leadership, because Kevin McCarthy, the minority leader, is a spineless, gutless creature best known for leaving a trail of slime wherever he goes (and for raising his head only to kiss the ass of El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago).


Stewart Dean said...

And to think that McCarthy was a few years back a guy that everyone got along with and was well liked.

Before Fox's drive to foment cultural (and actual) civil war began to take hold and the Quisling held the finger up to test the wind....and pivoted to join the brownshirts.

It can happen here. As with the climate change debate, people think that the slime will not replace us.

Damn. We have been warned.

Comrade Misfit said...

One Red Card handed out. You know who you are.

w3ski said...

Maybe I am mistaken but I had thought publically threatening someone with violence to be illegal? Especially a public figure.
Just what happened to the rule of law in this country? I know it's never been evenly applied to the population, but lately, it had become a sick joke. If you are white and rich and Republican, you skate, and if you aren't, you lose.
Is there no hope for these scumbuggers to get the jail time they deserve?

gray fox said...

TFW your brothers and sisters campaigned against you getting elected to congress, and are now urging Congress to kick you back out.

0_0 said...

The FBI will visit you in the middle of the night if you are given a purported abandoned diary of Amanda Biden and turn it over to law enforcement.

Comrade Misfit said...

The FBI visits in the middle of the night. That's what they do. We live in a police state. I've written about this, a lot, over my tenure on this blog.

dan gerene said...

The FBI might just visit in the middle of the night because that's when most people are home and sleeping and it makes it harder for them to move fast enough to flush the evidence. Is an abandoned diary like an abandoned laptop? A buddy of mine's wife abandoned her car at the gas pumps with the keys still in it when she went in to pay for the gas, when she came out somebody had "found" it and had driven away.