Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 14, 2020

Bon Voyage, Henri

Henri le Chat Noir has died. He was 17. The Internet is mourning

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9 comments:

John Gall said...: Sorry for your loss. He was a beauty.; 12/14/2020 3:30 PM
MarkS said...: I expect he had a good life,and 17 years is a good run for a cat. Condolences, though.; 12/14/2020 4:04 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: You guys know that Henry wasn’t my cat, right?; 12/14/2020 4:32 PM
Stewart Dean said...: Au revoir, Henri...

"The essential is invisible to the eyes , we can not truly see but with the eyes of the heart "
( "L'essentiel est unvisible pour les yeux , on ne voit bien qu' avec le coeur " )
- Antoine de Saint Exupéry

I recently said goodbye to my last dog (at 73, too old to start again and maybe not see them to the end), a lovely sweet-hearted long haired Shar-pei. A memory of her:
http://www.sdean.net/The%20Slimy%20Woofy%20Cushion.html; 12/14/2020 4:41 PM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: Awww; 12/14/2020 5:38 PM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: TOP internet sensation. Or would be, if not for the ennui.; 12/14/2020 5:39 PM
MarkS said...: Not being a party to your household's menagerie, I mistakenly assumed that he was your cat. Any such loss is sad so, again, condolences.; 12/14/2020 7:53 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Henri was magnificent. With my better half being a French major, those videos were watched with much enjoyment and appreciation.; 12/14/2020 9:08 PM
Frank Wilhoit said...: Henri was a treasure. The French was hilariously just a hair off (grammar and pronunciation) and consistently so; that's not easy, especially for a cat. But I always wondered what the deal was with the music. The first few used Satie; the music is public domain but maybe the recording wasn't, because it was replaced with faux-Satie that wasn't close enough to be clever, besides badly recorded and balanced. Still funny. Bonne chance, Henri.; 12/15/2020 5:25 PM