Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Console Jockeys to be Called "Guardians"

This is no shit:

I gather that "space cadets" or "space cases" was too obvious. But "guardians", for a bunch of people whose office uniforms could be cocktail dresses and heels?

One of the first acts of the next administration should be to disestablish this rump "force" of noncombatants.

9 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Space Cowboys is out? That's discrimination.

w3ski said...

Can President Biden just null and void the whole idea? I'd certainly hope so. So many things we need to spend money on and this is certainly not one of those.
Donny wasted far too much money already on this and his wall.
w3ski

Tod Germanica said...

They didn't consider Galactic Heroes, Space Balls, Vacuum Heads or Buzz Lightyears? Should have had a contest to name the new force like our good frozen North neighbors did: then it would be named trump's Spacy McSpaceface Force. That has a ring.
Yes, w3ski, Joe should do a 180 on most Trumpite actions and dismantle it all. Save that insignia bling though, be as valuable as the inverted airplane postage stamp some day.

Eck! said...

Guardians of the, ah, um, ok, planet.

Do they have music?

Do they have a mobile force?


faceplatepalm!

Eck!

bearsense said...

I remember when AF Missileers were refered to as “Coneheads.”

0_0 said...

Not even Troopers?

Based on what they do in reality, Console Warriors would also fit.

Richard said...

I heard about that this morning. It can't be real. Then i remembered where i am and where we have been these past few years. At least in my dreams we survive or at least wake up.
I could never imagine in a million years that we would have a Space Force of Guardians dedicated to defending Mission, Culture, Heritage! Unbelievable.

Comrade Misfit said...

Console Commandos? (Because”keyboard commandos”!has been used.)

Borepatch said...

But "guardians", for a bunch of people whose office uniforms could be cocktail dresses and heels?

Most of the guys I know in the computer security field don' look great in cocktail dresses and can't walk in heels. Well, I think.

Not that there would be anything wrong with that, of course. But isn't this similar to those pictures of Russian (?) girls in uniform goose stepping in high heels? Err, not that there's anything wrong with that either, I guess, but a new member of the Joint Chiefs? Shouldn't we be cutting these guys back or something?