Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Imbeciles for Christ

Two Albuquerque [NM] megachurches have been fined after the state says both violated the public health order with massive, unmasked services on Christmas Eve.

Both churches face up to a $10,000 fines, $5,000 for violating the public health order limiting houses of worship to 25% capacity and another $5,000 for violating the mask mandate.

Anyone who went to those services and who then develops a bad case of Covid should be offered the services of their preacher and a morphine drip. Serious medical intervention should be reserved for those who didn't go out and play Jesus Roulette during a deadly pandemic.

7 comments:

DTWND said...

But, but,... I was told “it’s just the flu”. Are you saying I’ve been lied to by the administration and other Trumpanzees? Inconceivable!


Dale

Tod Germanica said...

No worries for them, when they die they'll all go directly to heben, not passing Go and not collecting $600. Like Japanese WWII diehard deadender troops they seem quite willing to die. Good on 'em, I say, putting that christiopath faith on the line. Hosana, selah and amen, serpent handling mouth breathers and cousin fuckers.
But if you're a rational heathen like most of us here then stay as far from these murderous medieval motherfuckers as possible, because when we die there is no choir of angels or 72 wirgins for us up in el Cielo (the ceiling).

Ten Bears said...

Forgive me for this but I've always wondered: 72 is a pretty finite number.

What happens after 72?

JustMusing said...

72 sounds like henpecked hell to me!

Tod Germanica said...

I'm in your camp, JustMusing. In the words of Bobby Blue Bland, 'I don't want some woman telling me this or that'. After this terrible year and living it on my own and listening to Bobby a lot, I find I know how to play the blues. So I got that going for me.

Eck! said...

Similar things...

Lemmings is to cliff
is similar to
christian covid spreader events.

Arguing with stupid is like dressing a pig,
Neither like it and are both ugly.



Eck!

Glenn Kelley said...

There is no mention of 72 virgins in the Koran . The text referred to is in another book. The word houri is virgin in arabic but in aramaic means white grape . This is the most likely meaning as the original was probably written in aramaic .
There is a reference to 72 wives . Google it I'm typing with 3 bandaged fingers .