Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
Got to meet the General once at the annual Oshkosh airshow. Working as a volunteer in the warbirds area got us a free sandwich and chips in the warbird mess tent, so my son and I sat down and a old guy in a Polo shirt and jeans asked "mind if Isit down" Not at all. I looked up and it was Chuck Yeager. I introduced myself and my teenage son. My son asked if he's been to many airshows " he chuckled and said been to a few in my time". Then everyone saw him and elbowed us out of the way. My brush with greatness.
And he was the inspiration for ah, every airline pilot (ah, all pilots for that matter) to give the ah, inflight announcement in a slow talking, West Virginian drawl with a few ‘ahs’ thrown between every sentence.
RIP General.
Dale
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